In A Muppets Christmas Carol (it’s a fantastic film, I recommend it even if you’ve already seen it), Charles Dickens (who looks suspiciously like the Great Gonzo) claims he knows the entirety of A Christmas Carol “like the back of his hand.” Rizzo the Rat asks him to prove it. Holding out his hand and turning away so he can’t see it, Mr. Dickens then describes the back of his hand as Rizzo examines. Shaking himself, Rizzo makes his meaning clearer, “Don’t tell us your hand, t